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Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. Type hard, you are making five copies. Software is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. User assumes all liabilities. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse, or inability to understand.
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No parking. No standing. No spitting. No kidding. Posted no bills. Parental advisory - explicit source code. No one under 17 admitted. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Limit one per family. No money down. No purchase necessary. Not necessarily. Cache and carry. You do not need to be present to win. Some assembly and C++ required. Batteries not included. Action figures sold separately. Available in fine stores everywhere. Take a number please. Preservatives are added to improve freshness. Safety goggles must be worn at all times. Hard hat area. Sealed for your protection. The bus stops here. Call before you dig. How about a nice game of chess? EXTERN use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your magic eight ball.
Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures. Store in a cool, dry place. Refrigerate after opening. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid contact with eyes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. If this software begins to smoke, run, do not walk towards the nearest exit. Do not place near any magnetic source. Smoking this software may be hazardous to your health. Prosecutors will be violated.
You are not in Kansas anymore. I/O, I/O, so it is off to work I go. Where do you want to go today?
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No animals were used to test this software. No extra salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, the error routine will do it for you. If symptoms persist, delete yourself immediately. If you suspect an overloaded operator, destroy immediately. Constantly volatile when exposed to static pointers. The white zone is for passenger loading and unloading only. Do you like gladiator movies? Autopilot is engaged during flight. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Motor vehicles only. Your mileage may vary.
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